NYC Part 3 is finally here!
Lombardi’s
32 Spring St.
Ny, Ny 10012
If I say ‘pizza pizza,’ a swarm of school children will gather around me with empty paper plates pulling at my sleeves screaming my name over and over again. In the crowd of grease hungry children, there will be that one kid in the back corner with short messy hair munching on sour patch kids thinking “pizza is so gross.” I was that kid, the weird one who didn’t like pizza and chocolate. (You can all point your fingers at me, now.) Despite all of this, though, I still had to try Lombardi’s pizza since it is an NYC go-to.

So, my friend, Ileen, and I headed over there after we laughed and cried (at least I did) while watching ‘Away We Go,’ a movie I’ve seen twice in theatres and will probably see once more. As we overanalyzed the painfully yet gracefully honest film, we waited by the doors of Lombardi’s in East Village. It was a late Saturday night and what seemed like all suburban families were out to try this NYC go-to pizza. Inside the exposed brick and partially covered walls of 1920s, 1940s posters added a small town diner feel to this largely sought out NYC pizza place in a busier part of the city. With checkered table cloths and itty bitty tables, the noise level of the crowd came in short waves of either laughter you’d hear from an audience attending a live taping or low groans due to misunderstandings on how the food would be shared.
Once we were seated, we decided to share a small pizza with our own glasses of wine. I’ve been on a wine kick the past few weeks meaning wherever I go, I tend to look for wine bars even though my usual drink of choice has been gin and tonic. I ordered the pinot grigio and we chose citterio pancetta, sautéed garlic spinach and wild fresh mushrooms as our toppings. This thin crust ‘small’ pizza was larger than the dominos in-a-box small size, which was brought to us on an elevated pizza tray. All the toppings complimented each other by having each bite have an assortment of flavors. A common complaint of mine on pizza is its bland flavors and over greasy experience; however, Lombardi’s pizza seemed to cut that portion out by having you choose whatever toppings desired from its list along with its thinner airy crust.

If I could replace pepperoni with pancetta, I’d probably generally enjoy pizza a lot more. Spinach and mushroom always partner well and I could eat mushrooms anytime of any day. The garlic flavor did not overpower the other spices mixing well with the rest of the pizza and our white wine. Again, its thin crust also had us avoid the usual messy grease filled pizza experience that I often resent by the end of each slice, something I must re-emphasize. Although the pizza was the smallest size, it filled both of us up quickly while the wine slowly made us sleepy, the tipsy type; we ended up taking a slice home. I ate more than my friend and finished each slice wanting ‘just one more bite’ without feeling bloated or having had used more than ten napkins for one hand. Impressive for a nonpizza eater. I definitely recommend this moderately priced NYC gold star pizza house although I’m sure many have already heard of its history.
Service: 3/5
Food: 4/5
Ambiance: 3/5
Price: 3/5
Overall: 3/5
Oriental Garden
14 Elizabeth St.
Ny, Ny 10013
How do you review a dimsum restaurant? There are a million factors into a place that offers such a variety and to top that, this was my very first time trying dimsum. I know, I have no idea where I’ve been hiding either. After I tried the endless supply of food, I realized how much I’ve been missing. This is a similar realization I had once I finally got myself a cell phone, because I tried as long as I could to survive without a phone or a pager until my parents forced it upon me once I graduated high school. Now, I can’t live without it though I have been able to live without an iPod still. Of course, this is a given since finding a functional phone booth is extremely difficult these days.
Now, dimsum isn’t as life changing when it comes to daily habits, but having now tried it, my palate and cravings have definitely altered. Dining for dimsum is something you have to experience for yourself in order to understand and fully appreciate. There are various waiters with either trays or carts of delicious dishes of smaller portions. Whenever you feel like something new, you either wait for whomever to pass by or wave an unsuspected waiter to your table. Then you pick and choose. When you finish, the waiter will then stamp accordingly on your table’s tab to keep track of your orders. This is all said very quaintly, but you have to make your decisions within possibly 30 - 60 second periods. If that.

The ‘Oriental Garden’ is in the heart of NYC’s Chinatown. At 1pm on a Sunday morning, the wait was about 15 minutes and we got a table right in the middle of the crowded restaurant. Best position to navigate the trays towards your direction. The interior of this place definitely resembled upper class Chinese décor vaguely seen in ‘80s films set in San Francisco such as ‘Year of the Dragon,’ a film starring a young Mickey Rourke. Gilding, gold dragons, red silk wall fills, and dark wood furnishings. In the midst of making quick decisions between various rice, shrimp, and occasional tofu dishes, we were able to have about 7-9 dishes and a coconut flavored dessert. All these dishes make my mouth water just thinking about them. My favorite was a large flat rice noodle (pictured on our left) with medium sized shrimps throughout and soy sauce sprinkled over it. Of course, we dunked all our pieces in heavy hot sauce, a must with almost everything I eat. Although we had predominately ordered shrimp dishes, the Oriental Garden had a large selection of rice, tofu, dumplings, pork, beef, chicken trays prepared in a variety of ways making it hard to resist not trying every dish! All undeniably delicious having you unaware of your stomach’s capacity. The warm tea they served us while we dined cleansed our palates to want more and more. Order more and more.

When it comes to service at Asian restaurants, keep your expectations at a minimum. Service is not why you are going to Asian places; you go for the food and possibly the ambiance. This is a very realistic expectation and embodied in 98% of Asian restaurants that you will go to. With that said, the service at ‘Oriental Garden’ was just that. There were middle aged women who carried themselves with the attitude that they could be doing something better; there were young men who would be anxiety ridden from the hectic environment; then there was the stoic, clean cut owner in his grey pinstriped suit picking up the checks and adding the very American “thank you for coming” to the end of your stay. A full experience. A great initiation to cheap Chinese dining of quality food, the Oriental Garden now has my system craving those rice noodles and especially the coconut dessert during midnight hours. I’ll be looking for dimsum restaurants everywhere I go to make up for lost time.
Service: 2/5
Food: 4/5
Ambiance: 4/5
Price: 3/5
Overall: 4/5
Sea Thai Bistro
114 N. 6th St.
Brooklyn, NY 11211

The opening scene of Garden State was filmed at Sea Thai Restaurant and Bistro where Zac Braff played a waiter at this restaurant, another quarter life crisis movie with an ‘indie’ aesthetic. Possible coincidence since this particular location was in Williamsburg, a part of Brooklyn occupied by hipsters of all types; they have another location in East Village, a different type of hipster suave.
When we walked in, an excess of everything inundated us: color, design, music, people, service. We were seated next to an indoor fountain with an incredibly large statue of a religious figure at the tip along with a skylight overhead. A small collection of coins lived at the bottom of the fountain while two miniature wooden boats would slowly float with exotic flowers atop from one end to the other. Its densely packed crowd on a Sunday evening ranged from well dressed executives to awkward first date couples to us, casually dressed young ladies who had just visited an animal shelter right before dinner.
I ordered the Island Red Curry which was a spicy curry with bamboo shoots and tomatoes priced at $9; it was served separately from the rice which is part of the norm. The rice was formed into a triangle looking smaller than the usual one serving of rice and sat next to an enormous plate of curry. Odd partnering, I thought. When I dipped my spoon half full of rice into the curry, I could taste the sweet, tangy, smoothness of all the spices blending together. Although I love spicy dishes, sometimes spicy dishes can overpower all the other ingredients making your tongue feel like it’s on fire. However, the spice level and the coconut milk balanced one another instead of becoming the dominant flavor in the dish, also without being a bland neutral dish. The small plate of rice, contrary to my initial impression, was just enough with the curry. Overall, the flavor and taste of my meal was impressive.

My only complaint with this restaurant would be its bathrooms, one of the more important factors into a bistro/restaurant. In order to follow the ‘exotic’ and excess of its décor, the restrooms also followed this progressive and exotic design. However, there were only two stalls for each male and female with a sharing wash bin central to these four stand-alone toilet stalls. I waited in line for about 15 – 20 minutes especially problematic since one stall no longer worked. This was the most frustrating part of my experience here and a common assumption I have with restaurants that have an overabundance of different types of décor. Basically trying too hard to look nice and attempting to integrate a handful of things rather than having a main focal point. The food itself can talk for the restaurants quality, but some things should be kept at a minimal especially if thai food & liquor reside in the same place.
Much like the movie Garden State that tried too hard to look “too indie”, the restaurant tried too hard to look “too exotic.” Both overlooking certain basic needs of its demographic. Next time, cut back on the fluff and just centralize yourself around one idea: the good food.
Service: 4/5
Food: 4/5
Ambiance: 2/5
Price: 3/5
Overall: 3/5
Ah, NYC. Thanks for the fun.
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Til next time!
happy eating,
Esther